• the mum/mom friend
  - very loving
  - always worrying about friends
  - cares a lot
  - has a crush on brad pitt, probably
• the dad friend
  - cares about friends but sometimes kinda distant
  - tells bad jokes
  - sometimes embarrasses friends but they still love them so its ok
  - the cool awkward friend
• the sister friend
  - no one can pick on their friends except them
  - nice usually but can be deadly
  - embarrassing sometimes but loveable
  - surprisingly good with advice
• the brother friend
  - annoying but loveable
  - has a rivalry with their friends
  - makes bad jokes
  - constantly has to be reminded that they can’t fight everything
• the grandma friend
  - always has sweets with them for reasons unknown
  - makes things for their friends
  - loves hugs and friends to bits
• the cousin friend
  - kinda distant and their friends don’t see them often
  - when they do see them you’re like temporary best friends
  - cool as hell
  - understands

my review on life so far:

★ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆

some of you have never hyperfixated on a show/franchise so hard that any mention of it in your vicinity sets you vibrating at the speed of sound and it shows

“I’m lonely so I do lonely things.”

— Warsan Shire, "Excuses For Why We Failed At Love".

Me: “Yeah I read all the time! I’m always reading a book-”

My books sitting unread on my bookshelf:

Types of wlw: shades of pink

Rose Gold: makeup, stilettos, wants a femme gf, hottest one in the room but still single, far too much perfume, champagne, even flirts with straights bc if they’re hot enough it’s worth it

Dusty Rose: short hair, probably a top, flannels, hats, coffee, artistic, flower shops/gardening, ripped/cuffed jeans, wants a gf to protect/protective of their gf, graphic tees

Peach: winks a lot, finger guns, casually flirts with every girl bc every girl is gorgeous to them, tea (both in the drink and internet sense), artistic, reads a lot, trust issues, doc martens

Pastel Pink: shy smiles, wholesome memes, romantic, wants to be the short one in the relationship, swoons at being called cute, flannels, wants more than anything to find their soulmate and love of their life, cardigans 

Blush: always looking for attention from their gf AND to give their gf attention, definitely a bottom, ashjdlkahszjkd, easily jealous bc they love you so much!!!, probably horny,  the astrology-loving gay